This reminds me of my decision to get drunk and see Sex and the City 2. I drank at brunch before, snuck an entire bottle of Champagne into the theatre in my purse and STILL walked out halfway through. The lesson is that not even booze can save shitty movies.

This is the biggest bullshit study ever. You know what the most important difference between a bare face and a made-up face is? If someone's wearing makeup and wearing it nicely you can tell they have the money and time to buy and nicely apply makeup. If you go outside with no makeup you have no class privilege much…

breaking news 20 year old women are attractive!!

Word, Lorde. If a magazine wants to speak with you they should fall on their knees with praise for every single thing you do. Who are these peasants to criticize the work of their betters anyway?

Every single time a woman would call in and mention a kink or a hang-up or a preference Dr. Drew would give his only diagnosis, "well, obviously you were sexually abused".

Diaz was never married to Brad Pitt. She never got cheated on by Brad Pitt and Brad Pitt didn't spend an entire decade rubbing her face in his insta-family. Just because Diaz and Aniston are both women doesn't make their storyline the same.

Oh for fucks sake! I used to listen to Loveline years back when I was in high school, and even then before I had any kind of sexual experience I could tell Dr. Drew was absolutely full of shit. This was his answer to everything. Every single time a woman would call in and mention a kink or a hang-up or a preference…

"You were molested" is Dr. Drew's go-to "diagnosis." It's basically his doctoral "advice" cold reading technique - he gets enough "yes"s that it seems like he really can tell which callers are victims of abuse, which lends him credibility. And he is never "wrong" - I've heard, on multiple occasions, him refuse to…

Person with endometriosis here. You don't get that diagnosis because "nothing else" fits. It's a real disorder. They looked inside me 8 ways from Sunday to make sure.

That'll calm the stupid bitches down.

If you drink milk and then get diarrhea, you were probably a murderer in a past life, and that time spent on the toilet is karma catching up with you.

For whatever it's worth, and on a totally unrelated note, you clearly have excellent taste in cartoons.

The "sad and alone" tag mostly exists because she was married to Brad Pitt. Anyone who was married to Brad Pitt had to have been 1) dumped by him and 2) forever heartbroken over it. There was really nothing she could do - date, not date, talk about her love life, not talk about her love life - that people wouldn't…

Women are supposed to be married and with children and if they are not they are lonely and desperate. Men should be married but if they are 'bachelors' they are either gay or an object or desire, not wild to be tamed.

Excellent point. My sister is a amazingly driven person. But she and I define success in completely different ways. Her house is huge, she drives a luxury car, she has hired help and a stay at home husband. Status matters to her. It doesn't to me. I have the job I want, a small home and a car that functions. I don't…

I like the whole teaching theory: Older siblings get more chances to teach things to their younger siblings and research shows that the more you teach something, the better you understand it yourself. Lord knows I regaled my siblings with tales based on the slight edge I had on them in school and life. More unique to…

Or maybe people define success differently. Success doesn't always equate to money or fame or power. And it can be defined as being happy or being creative or helping people or any other number of things that are not represented here. So maybe some first born girls are more "ambitious" but it does not make them more…

Then we shouldn't have jail for any crimes. If he did what he is alleged to have done to his wife to a stranger, no one would be talking about solving his "underlying problems".

Yeah, "stripper pop" is such a gendered term too. It's not just pop music that sucks, it's pop music made by DAMN FEMALES and their damn female stipperish bodies.

Have you had any luck with Degree deodorant? I sweat like there's no tomorrow and I've found that Degree works wonders for me. Shit, I've even rubbed some on my forehead before heading out on a hike just to cut down on the amount of sweat running into my eyes. Best wishes!