So I was on a Beyonce bender and for some stupid reason I decided to (hate) read some Jezebel articles about her and I have to say, no comment has ever so perfectly summed up my feelings about her harshest (persnickety, perpetually dissatisfied/demanding) critics (detractors). Thank you.

Really, though. I remember people being so much nicer to me when I was thin...well, underweight. *Sigh* high school never ends.

I was so worried someone would find out and take it away from me.

Ooh, good point.

Reading the replies to your comments (UGH) and wondering why you even bother, while also in awe of your patience and stamina.

Whoa, what happened to your other post*?

Haha. No, contouring is the use of makeup to change/enhance the shape of one's face (or, in this case, Jlo's hot, hot bodeh).

Hopefully this performance will cleanse your palate.

Thank you, thank you

Black folk have always been disposable. I don't know if that will ever fucking change.

This year I'm a mommy mummy. And I'm single and I'm working two jobs and I'm just trying to get myself back out there.

I think dad looks pretty good considering he's had three kids.

Wow. That hinders on emotional abuse.

This will eventually get cross-posted to Kotaku, and...

Well, yeah. Duh.

I know. My mother does this. She has them (with ear wax on the ends) lying around her house. It's like, have fun rupturing your ear drum!

Ohmygawd I love you for saying that.