I'm not very good with satire!!!!! UGH. A;LDKFA;LDKFJ;K

Might I direct you to some of the most fabulous written work I've read re: Beyonce and "her brand" of feminism? I put her brand in quotes because a lot of people put Bey on this pedestal, and whenever there is even a tiny bit of news that might reflect poorly on her character/personality, everything the woman has done…

You're doing god's work, Cissy.

Cry moar.

Huh?

Hmm. Wasn't being serious with my OP.

Soooooo....it's okay for Beyoncé to act like this, but not Miley Cyrus? Why are we okay with slut-shaming Miley?

Agreed. On a lighter note:

Ah, I get it. So, what does your dick dictate that she do with her life?

That she be alone, and continue on her previous path of self-destruction—the self-harm, isolation, believing and accepting she is worthless due to bullying—and live an overall miserable existence?

Right.

There's nothing wrong with Baby Spice! You're just a hater!!! (something 10 year-old Rachel would say)

Me, too! Loooove Posh! And I LOVED Spice World!! I still have the video.

You're grey here. Huh. Weird.

Totes know how you feel, brah.

I mean. Does Taylor gather all of her life lessons from sappy rom-coms and books by Helen Fielding?

They're nasty, murderous creatures.

Of course not. It's Beyonce! Let's all speculate on why she looks the way she looks now but not during other parts of the year. Why do you have different skin tones, Bey? It's not like black people tan. Every black person I've met has the same skin color. WHY, HUH??

Don't tell Angel, he's fiery.

LOL she's still talking about that thread and how those awful, no-good, terrible commenters made her cry...

Well. You have pointed this out in a much more civilized way than I ever would. (Alas, I am Indian. So it is a very large part of my culture to be so...uncultured.)