Hmm.

Her fiancee, and then her best friend... :(

And it's not even original! Homer, anyone?

Is that that girl from gym class?

LOL why didYOU recommend my comment?

I felt the need to add that in because even I thought my comment came off really Ted Nugent-ish. Also, rabbits are awesome.

Sweetheart, lemme explain this to you in a way you and your fragile feminine brain can understand:

Because that's just the way things work. DUH.

Mm...nope. Just...nope.

Typically, that's all they're good for. And I say this as a regular.

Thanks. Had to be said. Jezzies can be such mean girls sometimes.

You're out of your fucking mind.

La Dispute

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Or just employers offering more sick days.

Tampon + the pad. I do the same.

Oh, you dick. That's low, man.

I have Dysthymia. When I'm feeling particularly miserable, I pop a couple Xannies, lie on my bed, shut off the lights, and wait for sleep...but within seconds, I hear the pitter-patter of my little girl's paws; she jumps onto my bed, gives me a quick kiss, and rests her head on my chest. She soothes me. I feel better…