Yes. Ever had the sugar-free soy vanilla latte from Starbucks? It's actually really, really good.

Agreed, adds a more intense sweetness and it also happens to be better for you.

Wow!

Why? Because of her hair? I think it's cute.

Maybe he's rich? "Donations" can help you get anywhere.

She is excruciatingly beautiful.

Snark snark snark pointless.

Wow, I actually agree with you.

Based on that geographic description, I'd say "The Heartland" is usually seriously misinformed.

"Before ObamaCare the Christian Scientist could just drop health insurance."

I was too subtle, I suppose. But look at you, though! So smart with that checkered blue background... I've got the titters just talking to you! Yuck.

Only you would find a (bad) joke about premature ejaculation flattering.

Do we have a rebuttal? What is your response to pdxotter?

"The heartland".

That's absolutely fascinating, darling. Now tell me what you think about the lipstick index. Go on.

Reeeeeeeeeeally reeeeeally quick, stud. ; D

That was an awffffully quick response.

The fact that you think what aloe-vera was (actually NOT) suggesting is WORSE than a cowardly, pathetic joke about rape explains so much. Get back under your bridge.

Damn it, I edited my comment a second before you replied!

Well, I am already calling attention to these words by merely typing them out on a public forum. Newcomers and Jezzies alike are able to read them and roll their eyes alongside me, in a kind of collective angst.