“Oh look, some other work that involved massive amounts of corporate time and money that I can bury and burn for a quick quarterly bump in tax savings” - responsible CEO

Considering this is the second time I’ve heard ANYthing about this movie (the first was another article about its lack of promotion), I feel like whoever’s doing this is definitely not wrong.

Count yourself lucky it’s seeing the light of day at all.

“Sometimes, dead is better...”

“It’s as if a million 13-year-old boys cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.”

Here’s hoping he gets thrown into a max-sec prison to spend the rest of his life as someone’s bitch — a punishment that piece of shit so richly deserves.

It’s early yet, but I alreadyt say best news of the week.

Apparently, even rolling film doesn’t mean we’re going to get to see the movie, if there’s a tax break to be had.

All places are good places to do that. Tell strangers on the street.

Is there a good comment thread where we can call out Jim Spanfeller for dismantling G/O Media piece by piece and selling the entire organization for scraps like the vulture capital piece of shit that he is?

“Jolene”? Is the Knowles-Carter marriage in trouble again? I’d love to hear Beyonce sing “9 to 5".

Dolly is gonna be able to buy a helluva lot more books for kids from the royalties if Beyonce covers Jolene

I feel like once he’s dead I’m gonna keep going.

What I’m getting from this is that the film has the exact same pacing as Bound, and I love the hell out of that movie, so I have hopes for this one.

Of all the weird things about Trump, and there are too many to count, his obsession with TV ratings is definitely one of them.

As long as he breathes, I will never turn down a chance to mock Trump. 

Because Trump loves putting down other people and absolutely erupts privately when publicly humiliated, so fuck him. Not to mention he’s literally the GOP presidential candidate during an election year, so there’s no escaping him “staying in the public consciousness” until it’s over. Jimmy burned him hard and I’m here…

That was Kimmel’s only funny joke of the night

I honestly don’t know why anybody bothers trying to humiliate a man who has no shame. Detractors are probably right that giving Trump the light of day in any situation just helps him stay in the public consciousness.

Wait, are you telling me the fucking dog was photoshopped? That the Oscars ceremony, where people go to pat each other on the back for pretending the hardest, is fucking fake?!