I am looking forward to Trump’s hanging and burial at sea. Preferably near where they dumped Bin Laden. What else can you do with a coup leader? Let’s make this happen.

If you said “There’s one of 50 states with a leprosy outbreak, which one is it?”, I’d bet 90% would say its Florida before you could even finish the question. The other 10% would also say Florida but somehow blame it on Joe Biden conspiracies.

no one’s sure why yet.

You mean something once eradicated is gaining traction in a state with a climate, vaccine, and science denying wanna-be facist?

How could you forget Trump?  That’s right, he’s going to be in jail.

Ooh, ooh, ooh!  I know!  Let’s send Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos, The Walton family, the Koch family......

When I read the headline I thought “oh! This’ll bring out that one dude who’s mad at Elizabeth Banks!”

Gnarly Action movies starting 65 year olds  . . . Is it Tom Cruise remembering what life was like when he was young in the 80's?

Look, we know he’s a terrible human being now, and it’s become all of the rage to say “Oh, Bill Cosby was never funny”... but, c’mon. There’s no way Bill Cosby Himself doesn’t make this list.

It’s probably a reasonable PR move on the part of Japan’s Warner Bros if there are people in Japan reacting to the memeing.

Fact check: there are no "environmental standards" in Texas.

Looks interesting

On the other hand, no one would’ve expected Texas to have an environmental regulator, so who’d bother looking for one?

Most of the water SpaceX will be using will turn into steam

There was absolutely no logical reason for either the character or the show to work as well as they did. Well, maybe two: The genius of Paul Reubens and the show’s writers. R.I.P Pee Wee. May you never lose your bike in the afterlife.

Fish is the new mystery meat.  The “other” white meat.  Does it taste like chicken?  Of the sea???

I know you are, but what am I?

Was he the best child entertainer?  Probably yeah.  I don't think I've ever see as creative a children's show since Peewees Playhouse.  Truly one of a kind and I'm really sorry it was cancer.

I think society changed enough since then that we all collectively realized how silly it was that we prudishly shamed Reubens for doing a totally harmless normal thing, and Reubens felt that.

Pee Wee’s Playhouse is officially closed. 😢