Right now, I go:

woooooh this is fun!

Can someone pleeeeeeeeeeease do a post about the movie “A League Of Their Own” over on Deadspin?? Feminism! Baseball! Geena Davis doing the splits! Oppresive dress codes! Embracing your sexuality (if you’re Madonna!) Tom Hanks as an arm of the patriarchy, yelling that there’s no crying in baseball, before learning to…

but you JUST pooped. if there’s things still INSIDE the hole, you aren’t done yet, are you? finish FIRST, then wipe.

This is where I think there’s a miscommunication. The sitters seem to assume “standing” means being completely upright (like whatever that above-the-stall writer was talking about). But what “standers” actually mean, I assume, is going up onto your legs but you’re still completely bent over. This puts your ass in…

You stay at a crouch. It’s almost a squat but slightly up so your butt is hovering in the air above the bowl. I don’t know why anyone would stand completely up, pushing their buns together. That doesn’t seem sanitary. Then again neither does remaining seated.

I just fainted. Please do not do this.

The only time someone could accuse him of this.

Jessica Lowndes:

Wait just a damned minute, Finger. In the earlier post, you ‘promised’ me I’d ‘care.’ Your words, not mine. However, I still do not, even after learning of your wild credulity - and your subsequent pleas for sympathy over said credulity.

Having failed my will save to look deeper through the power of the Way Back Machine, I can share a little bit more. Active Worlds didn’t actually exist for more than a few weeks during the 90's. It was never an MMO and in reality it was SDK released in the early 00's for setting up client/servers 3d worlds.

There is,…

I thought this episode was so badly written ( and acted) I was almost incredulous. Like it made me almost mad. It was pretty obvious that this was just an episode written into a show to try to edge up a character’s experience. Like let’s throw a heroin junky in the mix to give marnie a personality. Make it Charlie…

I tried to like Whitney Cummings but she's so awful.

Heidi Klum’s picture is SO FUCKING CREEPY.

1. Iman is a goddess.

She used to sing for a living.

Hello. Just wanted you to know that when you & I (& others) were going back & forth in this thread day before yesterday, that I really did not realize how offensive I was being when I was referring to people with diagnoses of bipolar & BPD. If you have a minute or so, please look at the comments between the commenter…

Saying that is is the best of the divergent series is like saying Mark is the best Wahlburg.

I maintain they would have set box office records if they went in a more family friendly, cleaner direction: