As a guy I am always hesitant when a girl just posts up close face pics because she is obviously trying to hide something so I say post a body pic but it doesn’t have to be the most unflattering one either, just give a decent representation of what you look like, if people can’t handle that then that is on them.

I usually just raid my stash of make-up sample size products. Deluxe-sized samples can usually get you through a week or weekend. Then I just toss them out before I come.

Hey, I resent the creeper comment. I’m an introvert. I have like, 3 friends that aren’t work-related. I don’t take group shots, if I’m ever even IN a group. When am I in a group? Why would I ever want to BE in a group? I don’t. Group shots annoy me.

Don’t do shirtless gym selfies. In my opinion they make you seem self-absorbed and douchey, which is the opposite of a turn on.

My mother reuses sample containers as travel size containers.

I’m not a huge fan.

I actually see no reason to include a group shot ever.

Oh, that’s a big one: No kids in pics. Not your kids (though mention you have them in your profile). Absolutely not other people’s kids.

DEATH TO THE FISH PIC. I know why guys post them; it’s an activity they enjoy, the lighting is usually good, and it’s an excuse to have your shirt off. But here in Texas, it seems like two out of three guys have decided that their main photo should prominently feature a rotting fish-corpse. IT GETS OLD.

“The cutie in the pic is my niece!

YUP.

Seriously with the group shots. If I have to work to figure out what person you are, I’m swiping left. I ain’t going out with someone who’s obfuscating from step one.

I’ve never had trouble getting a written copy of my prescription, but it is a bit of a pain to schedule a 1 hour eye exam at busier offices. My prescription is odd enough (-1.25 and +2.75) that I prefer to go to a trusted optometrist.

Monthly. Ramen. Box. What.

Details on the subscription, please.

THIS is the kind of subscription service I need!

Ramen frittata:

Can’t believe you didn’t mention this third point:

Sometimes you need to avoid things for a while before you deal with them. If you have a lot going on all at once, it can quickly become overwhelming. Watching a stupid Adam Sandler movie for a few hours between your mom’s funeral arrangements and the call to your divorce lawyer can help you get through it all when it…

When my son was born we very quickly figured out we had to stop watching Breaking Bad and Walking Dead and just ended up re watching Parks and Rec on a continuous loop for like 3 years.