He smoked plenty during the ‘08 run.

He has the best words, the greatest words that anyone has... for an 8 year old.

The President’s mature and dignified response involved calling the perpetrators of the bombing “losers”. Because in the face of a tragedy, you always want to hear the leader of the free world using playground taunts.

ISIS would probably claim responsibility for me loudly passing gas in an elevator full of coworkers at this point.

ISIS broke my mother’s back!?!?

They’re muslims so thats literally the last thing they would take credit for.

ISIS would take responsibility for a ham sandwich.

The Kardashians of terrorism.

I feel like ISIS claims responsibility no matter for bombings. It may be them or it may be someone else, but they are going to get their name out there, dammit!

Ugh this feud is so boring and stupid I am not rooting for either of them. However, I will say that this “reason” from Katy Perry isn’t the exoneration she seems to think it is. Encouraging your dancers to take another job but telling them how to do it so they can quit halfway through and join hers is still shitty,…

I’ve read statistics that only a little over 1% of people who use welfare services/programs are taking advantage of them and that starting programs to try and sniff those frauds out is impractical because it ends up costing more money than it would to just let that tiny sliver of a percent go, but then I was assured…

Though we all know Republicans hate children. It’s just the embryos and fetuses they like.

The other assumption is that only white Christians pay taxes.

Plus a lot of people in these programs are children too.

Ah yes, the tired assumption that all people on welfare are unemployed by choice or unemployed at all.

Bet you 50 bucks that none of the extra money being given to the military will go towards wage rises so military families no longer need the non existent food stamps.

Protip for idiot Republicans: people on food stamps work. Some of them are even serving their country in the military.

As a feminist, I think it’s time we started treating men and women more equally. And I absolutely would slap the fuck out of a dude that was provoking me.

Women are not infants. We’re accountable for the shit we talk, and accountable includes the potential consequences of deliberately provoking people.

Know what’s…

“blatant favoritism to blacks”