RIHANNA IS THIS BITCH. THAT BITCH. EVERY BITCH.

I’m so tired of Anna Wintour. She thinks she’s queen of England with this Vogue gig. She’s now boring as an editor and the magazine needs new blood and a new direction. American Vogue is a snooze fest and yet she persists. She must be blackmailing her bosses or something.

hasn’t Anna worn a version of this a million times already? same w/her daughter...trains seem to be her thing

A group of skunks is called a Surfeit.

A “pucker” of assholes?

Might I suggest “clump?”

Is it a passel, a murder, a flock, or a herd of assholes?

Not unles FOX dumps the morning show FOX and Friends

Zero. Zero cocaines. Taking cocaine and then going to an event like this would be like smoking pot and taking some Valium before going to a death metal mosh pit.

He’s so very unattractive to me.

He’s not the only one...

Ugh, reminds me of my step-dad when I was a kid. I didn’t like orange juice and he was convinced that the only reason anyone got sick was because they didn’t drink orange juice, so he would constantly yell at me and my mom about my lack of drinking orange juice. (I ate plenty of other fruits, including actual oranges,…

I am STILL having this argument with my mother because my 20 month old still doesn’t drink juice. My mother believes lack of juice is why she gets sick. She thinks the kid doesn’t get enough Vitamin C. And I try explaining to her that she gets that from eating an actual orange or kiwi or strawberry or any number of…

As a fellow mom who did close to what you’re doing, I believe it’s a healthier alternative to regular sugary “barely contains any actual fruit juice” juices but that still water>any juice. And that parents seem to think kids NEED more juice than they actually do, which is technically none.

America...what a country!

I am disturbed by how much Dr. Group resembles Joni Mitchell.

I have to admit that Law and Order SVU is a guilty pleasure. It’s also hilarious with the disclaimer at the start saying it’s not based on anyone or events and within about five minutes you know exactly who and what it’s based on. Subtle it is not.

Heh. Heidi Sorenson is also the name of a Playboy Playmate from July 1981.