I have a boyfriend for the first time in 6 years, and the first time since moving to New York where the ratio of straight women to straight men is something like 5x.

You obviously do NOT have a grasp on the Democratic platform... not even a little bit!

Whoa! Really? That’s your read on the Democratic platform? In what world...

Brave New world? Really? But that was about loss of personal freedom and individuality.

That’s fine. I get into this discussion all the time with a friend for whom this book is a favorite. For me, it feels like he built this whole goofy world filled with intellectual asides to hide the emotion. My friend makes the point that for a lot of people addressing emotional stuff is too direct, too vulnerable so…

Infinite Jest seemed so entranced with its own cleverness that it was easy to miss the emotion. Or maybe I just don’t get all the goofiness. The absurdist fauteuil roulant spie squads and special agents poorly gussied up in drag got on my nerves

He didn’t. I saw his response. It was: “The media is the one that makes it about race/gender. Everyone knows boys have it worse. It’s only this article that says different. Giz-ebel. You progressives and your crocodile tears... and oh, I don’t understand math.”

Times 100

Drew Barrymore

Holy fuck - how did I guess the fucker is trying to raise money now

Fuck this country voting for ‘charisma’. We’re smack dab in the middle of a new era of fascism brought about by no-nothings who don’t like to be talked down to

Too busy grabbing pussy

Yup. That’s our president

God, that question. I work in a very social office, but people there aren’t really skilled at small talk. The number of times I’ve answered That Question.

I mean, to be honest (and I figure I’ll get flamed for this) but assuming there is ONE ‘white culture’ in and of itself is racist. I think they’d have a point if they said ‘WASP culture’, which Gwyneth Paltrow is most certainly a part of. WASP - White Anglo-Saxon Protestant is a word used to describe the…

Guh... I like Jezebel, but this would not be the first time the writers on this site thought they were the next fucking e.e. cummings for their refusal to use words for their meanings.

Question: would you ever fuck your sister?

But they will continue to somehow blame liberals because “transgender bathrooms” or some shit.

For me it was his inexperience and inability to speak specifically about International issues. I work in translation. International issues are REALLY important to me and directly affect me, my friends and my work. He was all vagueries when it came to that.

Bernie didn’t get the nomination because he lost the primaries - i.e. he didn’t have enough votes from Democrats voting in the primaries, i.e. Democrats didn’t choose him as their candidate. Donna Brazile or Debbie Wasserman-Schultz or the underlings of Clinton’s campaign who went back and forth about how they wanted…