My wife called me an asslesscay untcay for speaking in pig latin.

Combine this with the fact that they’re gutting mental health care, and I am seriously sitting here at my desk nearly in tears. I am getting by on the local free clinic for my mood stabilizer and antidepressant (the latter costs $2000 a month without insurance), and they have limited therapy as well, but if that ends…

Well he’s not getting a new iPhone, that’s for sure.

Yes. Brain fever. Or what we call in Austria...Kopfgeschlagen. 

“On the machine, Rose. On the machine.”

WHY DONT YOU BUY A GODDAMNED WHEELCHAIR AND PUT ME IN IT

“No turbans for Ms. Talbert!”

God, can we just all take a moment to appreciate what a glorious movie Soapdish is?

It has arguably one of the greatest casts ever assembled, happily vamping it up for the better part of two hours.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Teaching girls to be rude to strange men is a skill most mothers seem to fail to pass on. Good for you.