They don’t, it’s true. Your average voter literally does not give two shits about the Mueller Report or the Russia probe as a whole either, and tend to roll their eyes if it’s brought up - generally the response is “Oh God, this shit AGAIN?”

It’s mostly because even people in Massachusetts find her generally intolerable. That and the whole “I’ve been lying about being a Native American for decades!” thing.

Or just drive drunk like a normal fucking adult.

That’s strange, I don’t see any LEGAL immigrants getting arrested. I guess that must means these immigrants are something else..What’s the word..Oh, I’ve got it, illegal. They’re illegal immigrants.

This from a guy who walks around in public with a fucking stuffed animal.

I can’t wait for Bernie to not get the nomination again so we can stop talking about him altogether. But then who will Splinter write five articles a day about?!

They all look the same anyway, so how could anyone tell?

Outsmarting Kim Jong Un is about as difficult as winning the gold at the special olympics.

You do have to give it to them, infecting Warmbier with botulism took some serious outside-the-box thinking.

Except..Who gives a shit if a North Korean dictators executes a bunch of other North Korean government ministers? Oh that’s right, nobody.

Splinter bloggers are just pissed that the days of mewling and apologizing for everything a la the Obama era are over. Also, that they can’t afford their avocado toast anymore.

I literally couldn’t care less if they were.

Russian Troll.

A Splinter blogger saying “Don’t live in a bubble!” is the most ironic thing since Alanis Morrisette released a song called “Ironic” that didn’t talk about anything actually ironic.

Except none of those people give a single fuck about your opinion.

Excuse me, my dude, but those of us with proper manners totally say “Thank you” and “Nice to see you” to the doorman and security guard...Not that that applies to HamNo or a solid 90% of the commentariat, but some of us are not wretched people.

Yes, you sopping cunt - because he’s not a public figure. Walk your ass back across the pond if you don’t like it. Fucking tosser.

Your silly ass just got counter-trolled. Owned.

That thread may have been one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. For shame.

In short, from Nancy: “UWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” And then Splinter went on its day to day reporting trash and being  upset they aren’t making hundreds of  thousands for it.