I’m a Porsche fan but damn, the F-Type is one of the best sounding cars.

That’s funny. Congrats! 

Yeah, Aussies get fucked but then again fewer mass shootings.

Yeah. I’m so glad I discovered Monoprice.

Anti-boob algortithm? Look, I’ll deal with man-boobs and fried eggs on a nail, if I can see some good ones.

Where can I get that entertainment center? I’m diggin it.

Na, it better run Battle Chess 4000. (Favorite chess game BTW.)

Dude, I’m Catholic. I’m like huh?

That’s racist.

Na, the ladies need something to sleep on.

I read thousands and Amazon. Good luck.

Yeah but “Atari.” The name.

Nostaliga. Can’t front, it does look good. I sill have my 2600. Woodgrain, switches, throw some rims on that fucker!

I don’t expect this to have “games” like the average console. It’s just hardware, we’ll see what fools do. (glances at Lynx and Jaguar, holds back tears.)

I have no idea why this came up (it’s an older story). However, have your Google Home or Alexa read this to you. Fuckin’ funny.

Man, I haven’t watched Nova in years (Jr. High). I was one of the few that actually watched the program, while everyone else went to sleep and my teacher graded papers.

I would like to go to Switzerland (and I’m black). They would probably think I’m the latest rapper. ;)

He should have stabbed the tire for dramatic effect.

You mean gum.

“Orbiting planet I don’t give a fuck...”