Trump has an idea of how his mouth works and that’s about it. It’s unfortunate that the sounds he makes with it are very similar to some form of English.

Not ready for a closeup; looking for new leading lady. CP

Watch out for that...

He’s got two arms and legs.

When you see a RWD car lift the inside front wheel, it is probably for the same reason that a FWD car (looking at you, VW Golf) will lift the inside rear wheel: traction at the drive wheels. When you stiffen a car in roll using a sway bar or anti-roll bar, you try to tilt the car flat by using a mechanical connection…

Just because the engine intake is on the bottom doesn't mean the vehicle intake would have to be down there (especially since the air has to go through the turbo and inter cooler first

It should be ridiculously easy to rebrand as Seat.

Much truth. It’s like a motorcycle, you hear everything, and your senses are heightened. Plus manuals and firm steering require you to pay closer attention.

If your motorcycle weighs more than 750lbs, the problem is not the payload rating.

If someone bumps you, you probably die, due to some moron cutting up the passenger cell.

That’s the ugliest van ever made.

There’s nobody to root for, because nobody beyond a few engineers will bother to watch it. Removing the drivers makes racing pointless. It’s like going to a strip club and seeing two silicone bags and a fleshlight dangling from some rope.

So we’ve gone from rooting for laundry to rooting for washing machines.

If you’re actually watching an autonomous car race, you’re probably rooting for a giant meteor to put you out of your misery.

“Since when is tobacco illegal,” you ask?

Islamic terrorists hellbent on murder and mayhem aren't as big of a threat to their tax revenue.

They are the equivalent of a soccer mom in a giant Land Rover. They are not really for off roading.

You see all Teslas (well, all after the early Lotus-based roadster) differ from most cars built today in that they have a separate, discreet chassis that contains the battery packs, the motors, suspension, connections for all the drive-by-wire controls—pretty much everything.

Air-cooled bikes are pretty much history due to emissions requirements.