It's cool, but far from 7K cool.

Those are the men and women standing between you and chaos:

No, I do not.

A.K.A. bud grinder...

You meant center right.

Anyone who doesn't answer "mandolin slicer" is a damn fool. What's that? Need me to julienne boat loads of veggies or slice 5 lbs of potatoes for au gratin that's going to take 15 minutes with a knife? Ok, I got this shit in 30 seconds...

People happily sell me the bikes I want. They were just made in the late 70s and early 80s by the Japanese manufacturers and have been sitting in the garage for a few decades with less than 5k miles on them. I don't want nor need any of the insanity that comes with modern bikes.

The lactose intolerance fart story reminds me of a guy I worked with one summer. I was an intern with a high-end German carmaker and he was in a work-exchange program that essentially took high school and college age kids and brought them to Europe in exchange for unskilled labor (read: assembly line). This person in…

Ahhh I have really mixed feelings about all of the PA hate going down in this article and the comments. On the one hand: everything you posted is true and it is all terrible. On the other hand: I grew up in Amish country, and I have so much affection in my heart for that conservative shithole. I remember when our town…

Oh my god this state. The government around here is so strapped for cash and hamstrung by general anti-government sentiment that they can't fulfill even basic functions such as "plow roads when it snows" and "have police available in case a random stray dog starts jumping on kids at public events". So of course,…

Here is Newt Gingrich wearing a live 50-pound specimen on his head, for some reason.

Mk1 Ford Fiesta.

I like that. Check out what stopped me from getting laid my entire freshman year of college:

He looks like he's enjoying his holiday in Cambodia.

See, I was willing to accept your criticism of Yuengling as valid, even as I disagreed with it. But then you admitted you'd prefer Coors to it, which makes everything you've ever written about beer invalid. I'd drink my own urine before I drank another Coors.

Do we really want a guy writing for Jalopnik that doesn't like fluffernutters?

Exactly - the praise for Yuengling is inseparable from its price level (it's fighting in the MGD/Coors class, nobody says it's better than say Ommegang or Sierra Nevada Torpedo), and also their great non-lager offerings. B&T is my favorite, but their bock, pilsner ("Premium") are also great for the price. There's also…

Anchovies are fucking delicious and I will not stand to hear them denigrated. I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR.

327 corvette power with 3 speed stick. Sold for $7,900.

Typical corporation buying a government to force people to buy what will make them the most profit at the cost of the people's choice and enviroment.