I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

Cool.

So if I don’t want to be forced to pay taxes because I’m a US citizen I should be able to opt out of being a citizen but still be able to enjoy all the benefits of citizenship.

Yeah because management is going to totally be open to 500 people all trying to negotiate their own contracts and aren’t going to tell a lot of them to hit the bricks when the try to play hardball.

Then you are not as liberal as they come. You’re not that liberal at all, actually.

the idea of an individual negotiating effectively on their behalf, in a job where there is little leverage (lets say working at a super market, or a manual laborer at a construction site) is non existent. You could say “Well then become more valuable so you have some leverage” but the issue is we have people doing…

I can’t wait until one of these teams gets to visit the White House, if only to distract Trump for one fucking day from destroying the country. Christ.

I like the taste of cherry.

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

As a guy who used to play a lot of basketball I can empathize.

Oh man, Hogan’s face was as scared as it was that time he found out that he was filmed banging Bubba The Love Sponge’s wife while dropping the N-bomb

I’m curious as to how one gets the job of deciding what other people can post on the internet. Were you born into it or did you apply for it? Does it come with any enforcement power or simply lots of impotent rage? If not, then you better learn to get over it.

He gained no advantage from this “travel”. Let ‘em play. The fans don’t come to the games to watch the zebras. They want great action like walking the ball up the court. This takes the fun right out of b-ball.

Seriously, I’m serious about this, I am being totally serious: if someone will venture fund me a couple million dollars, I will start a company that develops chips that shock the living fuck out of anyone who tries to take video with their phone in portrait mode.

I can only assume that “Fuck Galaxy” is the logical extension of GOB Bluth’s plan to develop housing for singles.

I like to watch these videos as an alternate reality in which Hillary or Bernie was elected:

Dejected white families staring at a television.

This is like watching a bunch of Trump voters cheering when Obamacare is repealed, only to find out that Obamacare and the ACA (which they rely on for their diabetes medication) were the same thing.

It doesn’t look like Odell Beckham and his posse were interested in hauling in any trophy fish on their trip to Miami earlier this week - you don’t go deep sea fishing wearing your “tims”and baggy jeans. Unfortunately, jetting off to Miami to party with Justin Bieber during a week when they should have been laser…

Short and sweet is the way to go with retirement statements. For instance, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had the occasion to use “You can’t fire me — I quit!”

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.