Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.

Drop both and start talking about competitive knitting!

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

I had a husky. It ate shit. Good dog; bad breath.

x’actly!! Simply a costume depicting the one of the most famous black men in contemporary society hanging from a noose. Stupid. But must EVERYTHING be about race these days? Sad!

“Political correctness is destroying America! The liberal media wouldn’t be reporting this if it was a white guy!” - most Wisconsinites (outside of Madison)

This complicates nothing. He died enjoying himself in a way that he, a consenting adult, chose to.

That loud breathing sound you just heard was the sound of all the other part-time comedians exhaling in relief that Harkaway included “my colleagues” in his apology. I can’t imagine what that community has gone through the past 24 hours trying to understand how his actions might reflect upon them as a whole and what…

Honestly Mrs Malkin you if you were not pretending to be white all the time you could learn so much about Asian Americans immigrants.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Serving food...and BEER? You know that beer makes you less aware of your surroundings, right? How can anyone enjoy a baseball game when they’re intoxicated? It makes no sense! What is this, a bar or a baseball game?

It’s clear that he’s better than the pile of crap the Texans fielded at QB last year

As far as I’m concerned, the only question that remains to be seen with respect to Brock Osweiler is whether his terrible contract will cost Bill O’Brien his job. Absolutely absurd contract for someone with such an unproven record who was benched in favor of a historically bad Peyton Manning.

“THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO HEAR AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD THAT THIS POLITICIAN SAID THAT!!! IT’S LIKE HE’S ANTICIPATING WHAT I WANT TO HEAR AND THEN SAYING IT!!! I LIKE THIS GUY!!! PEOPLE WHO ARE POLICE OFFICERS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHER PEOPLE!!! IN VIOLENT CONFRONTATIONS BETWEEN CIVILIANS AND POLICE OFFICERS, THE…

With the week this country has had, I’m surprised this is now the most incomprehensible thing I’ve seen.

Some 11 year old Madden junkie must have won a radio contest to call a play.

It’s the circle of life. Dumb people vote to spend public money on stadium instead of schools -> next generation is dumb because of bad schools -> voters are dumb enough to keep giving money to billionaires instead of schools.

More recently she lived through the Civil Rights movement and anti-Vietnam War movement, and should appreciate the power of disciplined, nonviolent protest. No excuses.