Technically correct is the best form of correct.

The only way to defeat a German inspector: Technicalities. 

Unions are off the hook corrupt greed, so what’s your point

Yeah, I give the Subaru and Volvo ones a pass. The Subaru is a situation that happens probably every day (somewhere around the world). Heck, that’s how I rear ended someone when I was a teen. I was checking my mirrors to get into a different lane and the car in front of me stopped. When I looked up, it was too late.…

My car has 52 HP, Aaron.

I like the Subaru one. I’ve found myself in that exact situation before with a kid screaming bloody murder, and looking back for a second could cause an accident. In that case, our Leaf auto-braked for the car that turned out in front of us.

I saw the header image on twitter and was like “this is a torch post, look at that crazy truc...” and then recoiled in horror at the fact that it wasn’t really shopped much at all.

Arrow down, arrow down, arrow down... Hm. Mouse wheel roll, mouse wheel roll... Hm. <grabs roller ball mouse and uses hand to roll the mouse ball down, multiple times>... Hm... Grabs the scroll bar to the right, and drags it down and down, repositions mouse, down, down, down... Finally!

Damn, now i have to scroll all the way back up to give you a star. This deserves a star...

Jalop be like

Having watched a number of hearings on the hill broadly speaking on “tech” (which the data discussion gets crammed into unfortunately)... I think we need about 90% turnover of our elected officials before something good gets done here. The questions they ask of the industry folk were insanely stupid and essentially no…

Not only should sexual predators not have access to my “personal data”, the manufacturers should not have access to my “personal data”, and in fact my automobile should be storing my “personal data”.

You’re probably going to fucking die in a flaming mass of splattered flesh and crumpled bones with the jetpack, but it still beats flying with United.

just put a K&N filter in it

A laptop that opens to Jalopnik as the home page.

Learn it, Live it.

I get HF stuff all the time. Doesnt help that they are within walking distance of my house. My rule of thumb is if I think I’m going to use something once or very rarely, I get it from HF. If I use it enough that it breaks then a nice version. 90% of the time I come out ahead. Just use some common sense - nothing that…

she knew what a Pontiac Rageous was

I am worried that if David has buns of steel, eventually they will rust.