No no no, make the garage roll over the cars, even easier!
No no no, make the garage roll over the cars, even easier!
I’m glad you went with Sr.
I can’t exactly say why, but the image of Jason “barreling” around his neighborhood in his tiny Freeman blasting “Jolene” fills me with joy. I don’t think that’s a sight that anyone could have invented for fear of being called too far-fetched.
As to the range itself - not bad. However, as someone that pushed around a…
This is a worse version of the same joke my dad retold 25 years ago.
If the glove fits.......
I think you would get only one, not a pair.
When Ford sees its you on their caller ID or in their inbox, do they mutter “Jalopnik...” under their breath in a Jerry Seinfeld accent?
You haven’t suggested any kind of alternative measurement though.
Wow, how can anyone respect you, one who thinks that a 'man card' relies on doing basic plumbing?
Replacing a starter is not something I experienced in the first 45 years of my life. I don’t know why you feel the need to shit on people who simply have never had the need or the interest in performing such an operation.
I can’t decide if “(This was from a lady by the way)“ was the friend’s addition or Torch’s, but I like to think it was Torch’s, as a small boast aimed at all that have criticized his hair. And also to point out to his wife what a great catch he, a man of international sex appeal, remains.
My buddy had to do this from time to time with his ‘79 VW Rabbit. Once, in the heart of a Midwestern summer (triple digit temps with humidity that rivals a Turkish bath), we had to do this in a Target parking lot. We pushed the car to the edge of the blacktop to avoid other cars and to a spot with a suitably long…
Some cars do tell you that information. The problem is people can’t be bothered to fix it.
Why didn’t you order TWO cots? :)
Yeah, how about no. Speed cameras are BS.
“Reliability is very important to me”
Which is why he’s looking at the peak of automotive reliability: the used German sports car.