Does it have to be an emergency to deploy it?

I know if you have a 2000-2007 classic GM truck GM sells a brake line kit. All the steel lines prebent and flared and most of them are only $110. Saves the hassle of cutting and bending and flaring.

Someone around here actually decapitated themself that way last year.

i loved the “oh fuck” coming from the parent of a christian school kid

If we are using that criteria to kill things off lets start with you.

Takes a lot of parts to move the engine to the front

Ummm duh

Well theres something ill never unsee now. Thanks alot lol

Thats the right way to do it. I had a customer at one of my shops we regularly serviced his normal cars. One day he asked me if we could do his 911. I straight up told him IDK but id be happy to take a look if he wanted and if he supplied the parts. So a few nights later he stopped by i took a look and figured it out…

I had to steal this. It’s just too good.

Did anyone else notice that theres a crew member wranging a loose wheel in the background?

Easily one of the grossest things ive ever read

i would say he would make for a great worker but he works to hard to be a city worker.

“In fact, despite the many negative qualities associated with my Hummer, I can’t think of a single time when I brought the Hummer home after filming a video where I wasn’t grinning from ear to ear.”

At what point do oil leaks become the customers problem and not the manufacturer. I mean they are at least 11 year old cars. Stuff leaks as they get older. FIX THEM

or maybe a stealth bomber. why not?

“After years and years of drilling, poking, prodding and observation we have determined that Mars is actually made of rock and not chocolate like the candy bar suggests.”

“After years and years of drilling, poking, prodding and observation we have determined that Mars is actually made of rock and not chocolate like the candy bar suggests.”

Came for the sex stayed for the Harry Potter

Nah just peeing in a cup. They’ll be back tomorrow.