I never understood the fascination with speedrunning. Personally, I think it’s fucking stupid and really insults the creators for not enjoying what the game can provide.

This would be actually handy if the reviewers said where they live.

This would be actually handy if the reviewers said where they live.

We’re building drama here, not giving actual advice.

Seriously....like, that has no place in the answer to the readers question. That and the last answer makes me think Jane was not having the best day when this article was written.

Also, maybe you married the wrong person? When that happens we often look for signs of trouble anywhere we can find it. Think about it.

...to feed the emotional support animal they need to make up for their terrible friends?

Its both legit and a scam. There is no actual licensing or certification for support animals, and the vests are easily available online to order.

Thing 2.

Nailed it.

The context is “This guy has spent like 40+ hours playing space trucking simulator to buy the ship he’s flying, and at any time he could be blindsided by lasers or something. This is super tense right now and the noises don’t help.”

No it’s not. I drink water a lot and Im still ashy as soon as it gets cold and the air gets dry. I drink over a quart of water a day when I’m at the gym.

Seriously. Soda is not hydrating. That and the properly seasoned chicken the root is always banging on about is why y’all all die of heart disease before age 59.

Hey, just wanted to give some input- by trying to make these podcasts look like articles, I am less inclined to actually listen to them. Every week it’s something I’m genuinely interested in reading, but because it turns out to be some sneak ad for the podcast it just makes me frustrated. I don’t mean this as…

Let’s Remember Some Suspensions

That’s only true because the US hasn’t legally been at war since 1945. Korea, Vietnam, and the like are “conflicts.”

You haven’t won a war since 1945.

But can Metroid crawl in this one?

Nah, he can’t be a hipster. He was doing his thing way bef... oh.

In other news, the Pope renounced Catholicism and bears stopped s****ing in the woods.

the gig economy claims another, smh