I don’t know how old she is, but it’s very possibly she now has such a small attention span that she can’t focus on long conversations. My own grandmother’s mind wasted away in her advanced age, so I got used to her drifting off even while we were actively talking.

bye felicia.

In water.

Good.

It’s a Faggio, call it what it is don't puss out

Sometimes when people die, they are instead transported to a room with that black ball, and forced to fight aliens/monsters (such as the bald headed thing) and earn points for their freedom. That's the basic premise.

The lack of poise actually makes it a cheap game when there are enemies that have unlimited stamina and fast attacks.

It's more like wasteful instead of useless. A boat that size should have room for way more people.

So, are like hatchbacks the better alternative if you need more car space but don’t want to get an SUV?

Well that's no bigger than a womp rat.

That's what I loved about those old TVs. You could always wake up nd hear from your bed whether or not someone else was awake and watching TV.

No joke I was at the doc yesterday and they asked me if I lift and I said Fuck yeah I lift and they were like No I mean at work do you lift heavy objects.

Supermassive black holes. Not even once.

I was on a road trip once and saw a truck carrying a wind turbine blade. The thing was freakin long as hell.

African or European?

Patton Oswalt is a jackass

The ones who bitch are the ones who have gotten burned and should thus know what not to click.

The title. Isn't it obvious? It should be.

This makes me highly doubt that he used to be an engineer of any sort.

I fucking lost it at work dude. Fucking spot on comment.