I wipe machines before and after I use them. Ain't nobody got time for germs or slow ass people!

aw darn. then you won't get my other comment.

OOOOHHHHHHH do me johnny boker come rock and roll me over do me johnny boker DOOOOO!

Yep! If it ain’t broke... well, you know!

the final boss fight be like

Each FF is different. They don’t carry over between (roman) numbered entries. If you're intrigued by this, play it.

you can piss in a jar and call it granny’s peach tea, but the smell would give it away. would you still call those people christians if they contradicted the teachings of christianity? OP would say there is no distinction between piss and peach tea; no distinction between practicing christians and self-identifying…

have you watched Batman V Superman? did you see the jar of piss? did you get the point of the jar of piss? calling something what it isnt doesnt make it what it isnt. self-identifying as a christian but not following the teachings of christianity doesnt make you a christian.

A hacker who is hired to find exploits for a company so they can fix it.

You my friend have the best reply ever. Kudos and stars.

lol. i totally get that he earned it, im just sayin

cocky little fuck, aint he

you just got FUCKING rekt

fuck off

clown makeup? that’s your go-to pic to display her beauty?

All these reactions are the reason why Gawker disabled comments in their Newsletter post. They're also the reason why I clicked this one!

good.

Not to mention way above dollar general pay grade. A career cashier doesn't want to deal with all that.

The more the fellow thought about it, the longer it would take him to master Zen.

NOT THE WU-XI FINGER HOLD!