Guillemot comes across as the kind of person you’d want to defenestrate.

In the end, though, he proved his point.

Xbox Game Pass has had a rocky few months

The idea that you think Kotaku does anything to gain favour with publishers is so laughable. We’re a bunch of people, and we write what we’re interested in writing, and most of the time that sees us put on publisher blacklists. You think we’re trying to win over *BLIZZARD*?! Fuck me.

These things are just fundamental aspects of what keep people playing any game, microtransactions or not.

They aren’t Coke, for whom the majority of their revenue is people buying an odd can of soda here or there throughout the year.

Of course, if none of those 1001 streamers are to your liking, all you can do is hope one of them dies, to be replaced by another. For there must be 1001 Twitch streamers, no more, no less. Such is the law of Twitch.

Did find the fact these clandestine special forces soldiers had the least sanitised uniforms of all time fucking hysterical.

No, they’re claiming it’s fun as long as “fully upgrading” your character isn’t your goal, but playing the game is.

You’re absolutely right. Viewing one person as a person immediately diminishes all other injustices in the world. Truly, justice and goodness are part of a zero sum game.

Children have innocence.

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

Silent Hill wishes it could be this scary

Anyone who isn’t finding value in the gamepass is bonkers-crazy-pants or has already spent their money on every game to come out each month. As someone on a tight budget, there is at least one game announced each month that pays for the whole subscription. I can understand un-subbing because you just don’t have the…

Yeah, and I'd guess roughly 30% of all Kotaku articles in the past few months have been at least slightly Elden Ring related.

Hence “mah brain don’t werk like that”.

Here’s the thing. And I know this applies to my own preferences and likes/dislikes. Believe me, I get it.

I need maps with waypoints and activities. I have no sense of direction and switch between games pretty frequently so I’m not gonna remember where tf to go or what tf I was doing when I last played.

In defense of Musk (something I’d never thought I’d say...), I work my ass off all day, raise two small kids, and have no one to cook and clean for me, and I still find time to play videgames and comment on Kotaku...