The two-tone seats look a little funny from the front, but from the back, they look like The Stig.

The main problem is the low level parts. The parts that are used to make the parts they get from China. The US fucked themselves by allowing everything to go offshore in the name of the almighty dollar. China could literally strangle us to death if they wanted. Thankfully as their largest consumer that will most…

Before we get all fancy, how about just do the stupid easy shit like making the damned things go to blink in the middle of the night so I don’t have to sit at multiple traffic lights for 4 minutes each when I get a hankering for ice cream from Wawa at 1am. 

More reliable than that Audi that's for sure. 

Are Challengers actually even that unreliable?

Talk about overkill. Basic sequencel timing for peak traffic hours alone would help. A basic thing far too many places do not have.

Challenger is absolutely the correct answer — first time I got in one I was (pleasantly) shocked at the La-Z-Boy loveseat in the back

Frankly, not really, no. Their history isn’t being ‘dismantled’, it’s being temporarily deconstructed and then reconstructed to allow a ship to pass. Is their council backtracking on an earlier promise? Yeah, sounds like it. Could they be kicked out of office as a result? Yep for sure. Is it possible that council…

In terms of the bridge - I’m not sure what the issue is

He bought another yacht for his yacht??? This is some supervillain level shit. Why not use all that money to, I don’t know, pay your employees enough money so that they can live comfortably without needing to work 12 hour shifts while peeing in water bottles because they get no breaks? Seriously, I don’t need the…

Shadow vessel? Call this what it is - the man is creating his own fleet.

Bullet hole stickers, something so ridiculous they make me wish the holes were real.

Truck Nutz is so obvious I’m surprised it wasn’t in the prompt.

If you actually read all the ‘negative’ articles about Tesla on Jalopnik, you’ll note that almost all of them are caveated with positive statements about the vehicles engineering, capabilities and the impact of Tesla on the broader automotive market. But they don’t spend 12 paragraphs repeating that because there’s…

Youtube. 

I considered this car (among others) when it was about to come out and ended up buying a Viper instead. I can only speak for myself obviously, but some of the reasons I didn’t like the NSX:

You’re not getting any younger. Just buy the Jeep.

Too rare to modify. Too boring to restore. Too expensive to bother.

I mean, this cost her what? A few hundred dollars between airfare and gas a couple days of driving? On a car that starts at over $50k?

“EDIT: just realized that stupid fucking logo is also on the steering wheel and I’m not sure how I would go about fixing that.”