No, you don’t. You make the dumbest hot takes on Jalopnikt to trigger everyone and generate traffic. Might work on the short run, but I’m not so sure how long this will work out. 

If I had $2M pocket change, I would love to be one of the “75 fools” to part with a couple of mil to own a Singer DLS. These things are stunning works of art, with performance to match, and will only appreciate in value.

Well cool, thanks for squashing the image Kinja.

.... It is definitely uncommon, and it’s definitely not fine. Have you considered that this completely insane viewpoint you have regarding this topic stems from the psychological damage you’re claiming you don’t have based on that relationship? Yikes.

This is almost as bad as when Bam was left out of Emeril Legasse’s show.

Yes, bribing his subordinate to have sex with him is Armond being "good." He might be understandably coercive, but that's still not great. It doesn't matter what the message of the show is, it matters how the characters actually behave. 

Okay, I could compare and parse his original comments with his addendum, but I actually just don’t give a shit.

This many episodes in, I continue to watch, but I am still not sure I like this show or would recommend it. How many creepy cringy rich people can one voluntarily watch?

The fact that multiple cars were parking it on the in-lap should be reason enough that the red flag and restart was an undue circumstance for the whole field. Nevermind what a stupid reason this is for a DQ. Letter of law is important but come tf on. And this only makes it look even stupider that Bottas’ got a measly…

I don’t find Paula particularly sympathetic, considering the way she treats people she doesn’t value (Armond, Quinn) as a servant and/or messy room. I feel like she’s a sketch of performative wokeness as well - whether that’s intentional, who knows, but I have far more empathy for Armond’s addiction struggles than…

Because COVID-19 is, in the U.S., 63 TIMES more deadly than chickenpox?

It’s a good makeup job, but I’d be offended if I were an actual balding, mustachioed, sagging-faced actor that had been overlooked for this role so that Jared Leto could land it.

So this is not a sequel to Almost Famous. Color me disappointed.

Sadly, they’ll just cash out and keep their heads down for a while until one of their fellow bros at another company offers them a new gig.

If you do stay, SHAM, you might let your husband continue to think he’s risking his marriage when he cheats. That won’t stop him—it hasn’t up to now, right?—but your husband will be less likely to seize every opportunity that comes his way if he thinks he’s risking his marriage.

Are we supposed to take the fact that Connie Britton is the CFO of basically Google, but doesn’t book a suite with multiple rooms for her multiple children as proof that she’s a bad parent? Or is it just a somewhat lazy story choice used to create drama? It really bugs me!!

Fuck these slideshows you hacks.  

Y’all did a slideshow for this? Christ...

Yes G/O Media, I am definitely going to click through 22 slides in order to read “we don’t know who is coming back to SNL next season.”

I wonder if the doc will give Limp Bizkit a more fair shake. Break Stuff was not responsible for the riots, Limp Bizkit didn’t even PLAY on the day of the riots, they played Saturday. The riots started during RHCP closing out the festival on Sunday. Yet Fred and company have been blamed as the reason for all of it…