The way it stays inside of the rubber already laid down is fucking remarkable.

Maybe the real treasure was the cocaine we found along the way.

I just want to know wtf happened to the elephant.

Finally an ‘80s nostalgia trip that looks like it won’t suck. Cautiously optimistic - it has all the right Tony Scott visual cues and the flight sequences pre-final cut are looking excellent.  The Tomcat has to be CG, right?  Iran has the only flight ready F14s in the world AFAIK.

A God Walks into Abar for me.  Also every episode of The Expanse S4 so far!  Huge fan of the books, and I’m relatively happy with how they’ve adapted Cibola Burn and Gods of Risk.

This guy is a fucking idiot.  What is Jalopnik coming to?

So when HBO releases a post-apocalypse comedy, the setup is that Richard lost the thumb drive, right?

No worries!

I’ve found deathcore to be a way more accessible way to get into death metal, especially live. Thy Art is Murder blew me away earlier this year supporting Architects - great low vocals, and bouncier riffs than your standard death metal fare.

The E-Standard boys are back!

For the love of god expose for shadows and stop smashing your highlights slider down in post. The third one down (portrait oriented with the curb), is obviously running a slow enough shutter speed handheld that the subject isn’t sharp, and it’s STILL under exposed.

Please slap some Holden badges on it!

This just makes me want another Supercars event here in the states.  Imagine those bonkers bogans running events in conjunction with IndyCar (something they’ve done in the past at Surfer’s) at places like Belle Isle or Long Beach.

I defy you to submit an ‘80s action movie shot as simply and beautifully as Fury Road was:

That’s a sizeable chunk of change for someone else’s overland project.  Crack pipe.  Too much work to convert it back to the traditional hauler I’d want out of it, and who knows what kinds of little niggles its developed over all those offroad miles.

TLDR: Jumped in a van with a bunch of strange Kiwis to party at the top of Mt Panorama for the 1000.

Guys, what in the ever loving fuck is going on with the margins?

You listening Spanfeller?  Don’t fuck with the good parts.

Okay, the ads are encroaching on article margins now, this is getting fucking out of hand. Spanfeller, kick rocks you fucking herb.

Press F to tell Spanfeller he’s an herb.