I hope this team gets sucked in to the blackhole that is Bill O’Brien’s chin.

Jon Gruden traffics in hyperbole and cliches so much that if we replaced him with Frank Caliendo would the players actually be able to tell the difference?

Wow I am so on board for that.  Bring on the offbeat humor and gory slapstick.

Judging by the trailers Cabin in the Woods is probably a more accurate comparison. Would also recommend Slither, Don’t Breathe, You’re Next, Grabbers, and The Final Girls as good and different options to get your feet wet in the horror genre - all funny in their own ways. The Happy Death Day movies are solid B-movie…

Your Quarterback: Shane Falco, who yipped his way out of starting for Ohio State and into retirement in one fucking game. Even Matt Schaub couldn’t believe it. Discount Gene Hackman brought Falco in from scraping Potomac barnacles off of boats. You can’t make this shit up. He got into an argument with Alex Guerrero…

I have never been to a bar in DC that doesn’t have one of the following on draft or in a can/bottle: PBR, Narragansett, Bud, Bud Light, Miller, Stella, Corona, Heineken ad nauseum.  How fucking delusional is this party?

They look a lot like Aussie Racing Cars, which are also fucking brilliant:

I hope this team gets sucked in to the black hole that is Bill O’Brien’s chin.

It looks like its perpetually embarrassed about existing.

Tacky af, no thank you. If you absolutely MUST have your Valkyrie done up with a racing livery, at least choose one with some proper Aston heritage.

I know it’s not a V6, but how has there not been an article on the glorious sound the De Tomaso P72 makes?!  Or have I just missed it?

As a fan of scene bands I LOL’D hard at the Enter Shikari typo

The exhaust note is just MAGNIFICENT

+1 pencil pushed

Virgin Australia Supercars Watpac Townsville 400

Not a fan of all the rose gold, but that is a stunning machine.

More of the Pratt & Miller IMSA entry:

This is a surprisingly solid overdub

That Rage 2 is on this list and Outer Wilds is not is a goddamn travesty.

Friendly reminder to never put yourself on the outside of a corner if you’re photographing a grassroots event!  This especially goes for autox, rallyx, and stage events.