And y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e. Ack! Thank you!

And you'll continue to protect the offenders and their schools just as your told, apparently.

Turns out they didn't know a damn thing and were only giving easy answers to shuffle you out of the office. - FTFY

Compact cars only. Nice touch Doug.

Possible. Peanuts would power the elephant pushing on the car's trunk with its trunk.

"schadenfreude"? My speedometer doesn't go that high.

Smooth.

How does that work?

Wipe them with silicone spray. They'll be lubed, clean, and won't stick.

Lube door gaskets and wiper blades with silicone. Spray onto cloth then wipe on entire gasket. Repeat until gasket is clean and lubed. RainX on all glass for winter.

I love the fuel flap light.

Allow me to introduce you to my lunch.

Is his name....Vinny?

yes! but no snowboard rack. :(

There is a reason those cars will run forever - owners' money being thrown into their cavernous bodies every month. Pneumatic locks, window regulators, power steering, rust, the stock exhaust (replaced mine with stainless to save money), Mercedes shop rates, independent Mercedes shop lack of know-how, missing parts…

That trunk is a two bicycle and weekend bags trunk. :)

That's nothing.

That is a lot of trees, especially in a city. 95,000/year or 260/day. That is a lot of trees.

No. She was nice. Wasn't her fault. It was the chef's fault. She approved how I handled it.

Except when it's very undercooked pork, and it's your date's meal. Of course, the chef is "justified" to feel bad which explains why it returned uncooked and the rest of the meal overcooked. To make up for that, the server brings a free dessert which was supposed to be hot yet still frozen.