Just like the old gypsy woman said!

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

“more than half of us”

But the EMALS!

So weird to see the Knicks in those white and blue uniforms.

Everyone says Draymond’s a dick, but I think that’s nuts. I’d kick it with him.

Premember! Come on, it was right there!

I’m sure you recognize the idiocy apparent in your supposed zinger, namely, college players aren’t fucking paid.

You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” - but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian…

On second thought: FORGET THE BLACKJACK!

Blackjack and hookers.

An offensive pivot like Murphy’s is incredible in its own right; it’s made more incredible by the fact that he is 32 years old.

Could explain the results of the last election.

30 pieces of silver

I’ve had my share of car accidents involving Wild Turkey, too.

After the first quarter I was pretty much preloaded with my “Back to back games, one the road against two of the leagues best” excuse. Then they won and I had excuse blue balls. Which, around the Warriors, blue is the second worst color to happen to your balls.

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