@I, Zombie Normal: Loooove the Pioneer Woman. That woman kicks some serious ass.
@I, Zombie Normal: Loooove the Pioneer Woman. That woman kicks some serious ass.
@Lori Post: You are brilliant.
@Ri_L: Gorgeous dress! I also wore an off-the-shoulder dress with a full skirt, so I may be a bit biased here. It's hard to find something that isn't strapless, isn't it?
@doodley is not amused: Hooray for JezeHookers!
Margaret, I just want to thank you for recognizing that these are *crocheted* bananas - not knitted as BoingBoing assumed. We hookers appreciate it.
@andBegorrah: [expression of agreement and adoration]
@pizzadrone: Gotta agree. This piece needed some SERIOUS editing. The longer the piece grew, the weaker her arguments became. It's one thing to ramble on aimlessly on one's personal blog, but I expect articles on Jezebel to be more focused.
@fatchickintheTARDIS: Yes! Please do this! Pretty pretty please!
@futuremouse: Absolute brilliance! Few things I read literally make me laugh out loud, but this sure did!
@Tippi Hedren: That's horrifying! No one said anything like that to me in the days leading up to my wedding. Guess I hadn't realized how few assholes I have in my life until now!
Excellent point, Amanda. It is worrisome because these people are all focused on looking good for ONE DAY. That's it. Perhaps some of them *would* experience some health benefits by losing weight, but they're going about this in a very unhealthy way. It certainly does not sound like any of these women are focused on…
Any other Jezzies out there who watch F1?
@edith-irene: Exception to the rule: Angela Landsbury.
@MsWhatsit: There's a touring production of Spring Awakening roaming across the U.S. Definitely catch it if you can!
Dear producers of American Idiot: I know you're wanting this show to be this generation's Rent, but it ain't gonna happen. Spring Awakening has already filled that spot. Let it go.
@Dauphine - High Priestess of TARDIS: Did a number on my brains, too. That and the flashing lights were unpleasant.
@FrankiTheB: Coffee Talks: And yet they let Scarlett Johansen ramble on for, like, 5 minutes. :/
@LeRollingStoner: He has really blown me away! That man is a big ol' barrel of talent!
@legally_bored: I ask the gods this every. damn. week.
@GreatWhiteGoddess: I think the Jezzies gave her performance a collective WTF.