I saw "Not The Cosby Kids XXX" and read it as "Not The Cosby Kids 30" ... as if it were some 30th anniversary special in which the actors vent about how they're sick and tired of only being known as characters from an old TV show.

Ummm ... I thought Dorothy asked to go home. Am I remembering this wrong? I always fell asleep on the carpet before she reached the wizard, so it's totally possible.

@viklane: When I realized who that was, my jaw hit the floor. Holy crap! Ginny has REALLY grown up!

@stoprobbers: This was my favorite of all of his videos. It was a great commentary on how ridiculous the tabloid stories were at the time. I think it showed that MJ had a great sense of humor, too.

@GoonerGirl: Just reading your post is making me tear up again.

@ezzzjay: Glad you mentioned it first! I'm really surprised Tracie didn't know this.

I cried my eyes out. Wasn't expecting to, but couldn't help myself.

@Andrea Viera: ,its just sooooo hard!

I was once a competitive figure skater, but I trained back in the '80s. I don't think there was as much pressure to be really tiny back then. In those days, the champions were Jill Trenary, Debi Thomas, Katarina Witt. These were real women - not girls - with women's bodies. They were athletic and slim, but not bony or…

@R-V: tend TO hum. Dammit.

Interesting. My vibrators tend hum rather than a whisper.

@labeled: The exchange rate changes all the time, but according to today's rate the subscription would cost almost US$48.

@Ionic: That line from the piece struck a nerve with me, too. I've spent my whole life listening to my mom talk shit about her own body. It has always rubbed me the wrong way. For one thing, I think she looks beautiful, but even if I tell her that, it doesn't matter. She'll still talk about how she's "so fat".

@kookla: There's going to be a 3rd one?! Really?!? Please tell me more!

Hortense, once again you remind me why you are definitely my favorite editor here at Jezebel.

@Ramseylicious: My vote is for Aunt Janet, too.

Bare Naked Ladies said it best:

@R-V: By the by, the only time I encountered an American-style lemonade in England was when I found a bottle of Snapple pink lemonade in a shop, but it still tasted wrong somehow.

@shorty63136: They call it something else. Take it from an American who lived in England for a while. If you ask for lemonade in England, you'll get a fizzy (carbonated) drink that somewhat resembles Sprite. In America, lemonade is a still (non-carbonated) drink made from water, lemon juice, and sugar.

I think that Steve - the chef who owns the coffee shop who did NOT write this crap e-mail - is getting the short end of the stick here. Mara asked Rob for his opinion on Steve's reaction, and Rob COMPLETELY avoided the issue.