No but see...if you FEEL something then it is objectively true, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a discriminatory racist. 

Yeah definitely keep beating this dead horse.

So you’re saying I should leave my gun-shaped crack pipe at home next time I fly?

Seriously, Truman Peyote going out in round 1 is the real crime here. 

It was the libtard, SJW, PC police that made Joe agree but the fake news won’t tell you that. It’s all part of the white genocide. Taking our numbers is just the beginning. 

Why are we still doing this?  Pope Thrower has had it in the bag from the jump.   We are just going through the motions at this point.  

I have a memo here that shows 81 different violations committed by Ms. Gooch-Fant against Rev. Butt that would change the result.

I’ll never understand how Chastity made it this far but I’m glad that she won’t be moving on to the next round.

Duck vs Thrower is a bloodbath. Both equally deserving of champion.

Looks like the final will be decided by the Storm Duck voters.

Pope Thrower vs. Jizyah Shorts might hit a little too close to home for some of the Catholic persuasion.

The Pope Thrower vs Storm Duck is too good for us. We are but mere mortals trembling in fear of such a titanic battle. 

Pope Thrower is the greatest combination of words I have ever heard. Just picturing someone heaving the pope Karelin-style has brought me such joy in these dark, troubled times.

It was the refs.  It’s the only way he could have lost.

Storm Duck vs Pope Thrower is a worthy matchup. I’m proud of you, Deadspinners.

It’s got to be Storm Duck or Pope Thrower. I don’t care who wins, but we need to put aside our petty differences and come together to stop the Jizyah Shorts horde. 

Pope Thrower v. Storm Duck is just heartbreaking. 

I’m here for Jizyah Shorts.

pope vs duck.... this is important...

As a fan, it’s been hard for me to stay interested after 14-seed Mike Diaper was robbed by both the tournament seeding committee and the judges.