Skaters (non-goaltenders) do tend to attach a kind of reverence and mystique to their goalies, which might lessen if players in other positions were allowed to step in net, but mostly it’s just that goaltending skills are largely orthogonal to those used by forwards and defensemen: blocking, catching, dropping to the…

Insert generic “net worth” quip here...

Funny, my emergency accountant couldn’t stop any of the seven shots my ex-wife took at my tax return.

Oh goddammit. I loved “Ren & Stimpy.”

Right! Like how soft do you have to be in order to be offended by this?

This is “hating on black people?” They’re just singing along to a song.

This isn’t really hating on black people at all. It’s a group of girls having fun singing along to a popular song.

Dreamy tonsils.

Can we just stop for a moment and acknowledge that he (allegedly) told Daniels that she reminded him of his daughter?

Can you even fathom the epic shitstorm coming from the Republican party if a porn star went on 60 Minutes and said she slept with Obama a few months after Michele gave birth to Sasha? There would be so many rage strokes and Fox News would be 24/7 covering with every religious leader in the country.

This is better than a burn, because it’s exactly the kind of personal insult that he is completely incapable of letting go. He must be fuming...

I so badly want to know if Melania was watching.

The best part is where she says that she wasn’t attracted to him.

Sister Jean’s birth certificate reveals she’s only 47 years old.

Penn beat teams coached by Dean Smith, Jim Boehim, Jim Valvano, and Lou Carnasecca. And lost to a team coached by Jud Heathcote!?!?

The Penn/St. John’s ‘79 regional final needs more love. It was a 9 v 10 back when the regions only had 10 teams!

To be fair, this is A+ work for a class at Kentucky.

I wish we could know whether there is other glacial till or out-of-place exotic stones in the area where Naomi found the ammonite. If it is a one-of-a-kind situation, then the human agency theory looks more likely.

Bought it in a gift shop and dropped it?! What a sad lack of imagination. I’m with you on this: surely that fern fossil was moved by either a human being who found it interesting or by a glacier. Funny to have two out-of-place-fossil stories the same day.

According to the History Blog report, she was seven years old (http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/50951 ). Here are images from that post showing her stony ammonite and the fictional Moana stone it reminds her of: