You are not wrong. However, you’ve upset the narrative for quite a few people.
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Where did I say anything about stripping them of their rights? But the fact that all of a sudden you’ve got all these kids getting shipped here and there doesn’t strike you that perhaps it isn’t so much these kids doing it as it is organizers behind the scenes taking advantage of the situation? I find it a little…

As much as I hate Twitter, I would much rather tweet than talk to high school kids about anything, so on some level I sympathize with the governor.

“I’ve never seen him or any of his friends do any of these “next teen craze” thing”
Buddy, you’re the parent of a teen boy. There’s a LOT of shit you aren’t seeing them do. 

I disagree. I would say that most QB’s are like that, but a few are really, truly great. For instance, the Packers with Aaron Rodgers are a Superbowl contender. The Packers without Aaron Rodgers are a 5-11 football team.

With that defense and the young talented offense, don’t be surprised if Kirk get’s the Vikings just far enough to let you see the promised land before sawing your head off and shitting down your throat.

Hes gonna miss a field goal in the NFC Championship

I got $10 that says ‘Ol Kurt breaks your soul at some point. 

either that or a shocking lack of self-awareness.

He plays defense like John McCain.

It better have ham mother fucker

Pepperoni is a gateway topping. Next thing you know it’ll be pineapple. Mark my words.

Get off my lawn.

People are crazy.

some asshole with a title like “content and community manager” googles “quotes by famous women” and then this happens

1-800-no-fucking-time. I’m guessing you’re also the guy who advocates for use of a French Press to make coffee (“takes no time at all”)!!!

A garlic press? My kitchen does not look like Mario Batali’s. I mean, aside from the lack of sexually harassed or assaulted women in it, I do not own every last type of kitchen utensil or instrument. Fuck pressing my own garlic. I can buy jars of minced garlic and just spoon out a little bit for my various dishes.

This is some serious Old Man Who Hits Underspin On Every Shot game.

My 65 year old dad loves this shot.

That is not a pipe.