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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words — “mank” and “ind.” What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.

I hope you’re a Pats fan, because this is the dumbest of dumb takes. These are not simply wild accusations. He has been CHARGED with a crime, of which there is VIDEO PROOF. What the hell more do you want? This situation is at minimum equally bad as the other owner situations where they were forced to sell. We can make

Eh, what’s up doc? Looks like I took a wrong turn at Adcock...

Like, he had Air Force One flying him out to various states so that he could hit up his favorite tug joint? I would watch that movie.

Look at that Canadian cop smilin’

Underrated comment, even for you.

I would say 95% of them probably were for sex work.

Just the tip, eh? I didn’t know Kraft had nicknamed his penis “the Iceberg”, because they are saying this is just the tip of the Iceberg.

I have to agree, generally, that Albert has pretty much been 100% proven wrong here and he is really having to stretch to prove that those other owners situations were not at the very least at the same level as this situation. His take is pretty puzzling.

This is why I don’t complain to people’s faces when they are clearly working terrible jobs, even if they are doing terrible at it. If I wanted different, I would be going somewhere else. Mostly, I am very pleased if I even get anything decent at any kind of cheap restaurant or service-oriented place.

Bob Kraft looks like he could be jerked with a pinky finger

More like palms are palms.

It must be Christmas or something. This is so amazing.

Mandela Effect, I remember Syracuse being The Burnt Sienna.

Someone explain this one to me

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I prefer "Jacked Up!"

Child Protective Services

He had Baylor +24

There has got to be a rimjob joke in here somewhere. They should call a missed dunk a Tossed Salad.