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I’m torn here. (And not because my husband’s dick game is A1)

Twitter now allows anyone to DM anyone, he’s looking for sex CUZ she’s a porn star, she was annoyed rightfully so that some random dude kept “asking where she was”.

I’m reading this as something that’s geared towards white teenagers, and I’m *really* hoping that this takes the discomfort and flips it. Like, you’ll have viewers nodding along going “Yeah! I feel that way too! It’s reverse racism!” and all of a sudden they’ll be confronted with.. you know, reality.

Serious question.

My mom is from Nicaragua, they put diced hard boiled eggs in their guacamole.

I have said this on Twitter and I will say it again here. The Meddlesome Moth in Dallas, TEXAS has had this on the menu for years. It tastes awesome. It is not the main guac I eat. But, it is a great change of pace.

JM:

This is not a good day for England.

This is the most English way possible to lose.

Caroline denied it, but I think she’s bitter she’s in her 30’s and no one loves her. Truth hurts.

My fine, straight hair has been aggressively searched. In the pre-check line, even. I’ve never set off the scanner or anything—TSA sees a messy topknot and the threat level skyrockets.

I mean I get that getting married isn’t just about the wedding day it’s about the marriage but like. I thought it was sweet when people told me I’d make a beautiful bride, I don’t see what’s wrong with saying that. And I totally did make a beautiful bride. So there.

I don’t know if that’s really true. It’s plastered through Wolfenstein. It may also differ by region. The Nazi flag isn’t just an offensive symbol of hatred in Germany, the way the Confederate flag is here — it’s actually banned by the government. So you can’t sell a game there if it has a Nazi flag in it. Hell, you…

Ummm, do you live in Germany?

I don’t know what games you’re playing but most WW2 games I’ve played in the past 15 or so years have most certainly featured swastikas.

Serious question(s): prostitution is illegal in many places in the United States, including where I live and where I am reading this (I am not expressing an opinion on that one way or the other, it’s just a fact). Is Gawker Media at all concerned about liability in connection with posts like this, viz., that its…

It’s impossible sometimes not to see sarcasm in a response when on Gawker or Jezebel.

1984, as a concert, qualifies as an audiovisual work...

EXCEPT where you sign in agreement in exchange for being give access to move in the event space to photograph, including places regular audience or unsanctioned photogs can’t get.