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13. There’s a farmer who lets Affleck use his POPPITY to shoot guns, and when Affleck totes out a fucking sniper cannon to do some target practice and blows up a melon from a literal mile away, the farmer guy doesn’t get kinda suspicious?

A stone cold part of me is utterly fascinated by what is happening in our country right now: that a bloviating demagogue could co-opt a political party, ascend to the Presidency, and wreak havoc everywhere. This could evolve into the biggest Constitutional test since Watergate, or even the Civil War. It makes me want

This offer sounds extremely boring

All true, but these nice details butt up against the fact that many Trump supporters simply do not live in our consensually accepted reality. They don’t care if Trump is an objectively worse president than Obama: they like Trump more thus he is better.

As far as I can tell there is no documentation that Trump has actually declined his salary other than Trump himself saying it. For me I need something more reliable than Trump’s word.

You’ll enjoy his state visit to Great Britain then.

To be honest, I can’t stop paying attention because I’m an American Indian and I have a Hispanic last name. It’s a matter of survival. I need to know when they’re coming for me or mine.

He’s sad. A sad man who buys friends. A sad man who managed to buy a presidency. If his only crime was his appalling taste in decor I could pity him.

Ok you all: I have a problem. I really have not been able to do anything else except surf the news since the election. Some people I know have decided to shut it out (one told me yesterday that the “news isnt gonna get better for four years” so I might as well tune out and save myself the heartache) but I can’t do it.

Misgendering someone is unreasonable but it’s 100% reasonable for women to fear a man will misuse laws to let them in their bathrooms

We may well be in the midst of a slow-motion coup. If you were going to try to undermine democracy in this country, you would probably start by attacking the judiciary, the free press, the intelligence agencies, and the voting system. If you can succeed in undermining public confidence in those institutions and

I told those dumb motherfuckers I was taking names. And that I would remember who was rooting for him in October 2016. Even if, now that his administration is a horrifying dumpster fire, they’ve gone quiet. I remember.

Nixon was smart. Trump isn’t.

Mark “Appalachian Trail” Sanford is the one Republican congressman to stand up to Trump? We are living in the goddamn Twilight Zone.

White House junior staffers rn

Not to mention that White House staff are using end-to-end encryption apps to communicate. This is enabling both leaks and secrecy that potentially violate the Federal Records Act.

He’s not allowed to delete this shit. Obama didn’t delete a single tweet, they’re historical records. Also saying that made me throw up.

Apparently according to another poster, “they want to be seen as not wanting to be seen”.

Did the cold war end before or after we ended racism?