“The EAR! Why did it have to be the EAR?!”

What’s missing from that apropos Holocaust reference is hipster glasses.

Anarchists don’t get elected. Intentionally. But nihilists do, and they pass.

It’s always today, no matter when you ask that question.

The difference between a jab and a cross is commitment and discipline.

The side where nationalists and anarchists do all the dirty work of beating and killing one another, so we can build back the institutions that allow us to do civilized shit.

It’s his only lonely tie to ancestral Scotland, you insensitive clod!

The better option was single-payer, but some whiners put a stop to that. So, yeah, we’re left with second-best option, which includes obnoxious sops to insurance companies like the mandate that help keep them afloat.

Well, go get yourself elected to the Senate, then. What are you waiting for?

I see the politician from North Dakota in the audience just outed themselves.

That AIDS getting more scary thing sounds dangerously like ungodly evolution.

And then, worse, many rule guides (Like the venerable Robert’s Rules of Order) have that as opposite as well. It has “to lay on the table” as the highest priority subsidiary motion, which has the effect of removing the item from consideration.

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The best part of that gif is how Winston is nodding after each item, as though considering each one first. Murray is clearly in an improvisational groove and Hudson is laughing his ass off inside.

No, no, no. Clearly, Paul Ryan is Pétain.

THAT’S WHAT THEY LIKE ABOUT HIM!

Muppet Mussolini.

Perhaps because aircraft carriers are a mite too big to hide under a camo net?

But they’d find it in their hearts to like Bill Cosby just fine.

Trump always has a 10 on tap as an accessory.