Muppet Mussolini.

Perhaps because aircraft carriers are a mite too big to hide under a camo net?

But they’d find it in their hearts to like Bill Cosby just fine.

Trump always has a 10 on tap as an accessory.

Ruined? What, is he planning to blow a vuvuzuela unpredictably and often during the guy’s premiere experience, or something?

Because President-elect Beta-Carotene and his minions have been gaslighting America for the last year-and-a-half, and continue to do so. Tell a lie often enough and people stop being confident in their grasp of what’s true.

You know what Trump’s policies will be?!

Anecdotal experience is superior to a complete lack of experience.

Similar experience. I’m not a democrat (though I voted for Clinton), but my SO was involved in the local Young Democrats and they had a mixer at a bar back in early ‘16 that I attended. Free beer, ain’t gonna say no. Anyway, there was a particularly mouthy Pennsylvania native who just knew that Clinton was going to…

Justification for the resistance, both in situ and for posterity, are very important things to secure.

Yeah, so, example number whatever that judges and magistrates haven’t thought about the actual definition of “probable cause” in decades and will rubber stamp just any old request.

McDiarmid was also really great, even if it was even more “large incoming ham!” than Lee.

To remain motionless on a barca lounger while everything they demand is fed to them with a spoon. If you ever took LSD and wondered to yourself, “Is it possible to eat a Big Mac with a spoon? How would that even work?”, these would be the people to ask. They can also tell you how Christianity and Patriotism go down…

You can’t actually be under the impression that if the US goes tits-up that the Grand Dominion of Canada will get out unscathed, are you?

It’s more that queues are a very Western European/American thing and pretty much nobody else does them.

“Everything I said was true.”

A sleeper hold is an awfully strange way for a robot to choose to kill someone. Especially since we’ve seen this particular bot’s murder preferences in action; it involves punching.

But this is the system you agreed to the moment you voted.

That’s a very good point. They could pick him by refusing to pick.

Um, read the Twelfth Amendment. They can’t choose Pence; he’s pretty much the only person in the known universe for whom it is basically impossible for them to choose. Pence will be the vice-president. The House is required to select from the top three electoral vote-getters, who would be Trump, Clinton, and anyone…