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I like Miley. She’s living her life and doing her thing. Her voice is unique; one doesn’t hear very many contralto voices in pop music anymore. Everyone wants to see who can hit a higher note than the next person, meanwhile I’ve played this video of her cover of Summertime Sadness over and over for the past few months.

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles

The orc statue is actually Orgrim Doomhammer. He is he holding -the- Doomhammer.

Bill Gotherd, the dirty old man who founded ATI, likes his women with long, curly hair. So they get perms.

Why can’t they do something with their hair? Does Christ not like a nice tease & spray or a blow dry?

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

I cringed as I heard it live earlier. There’s a reason the rest of the world rolls its eyes at us, and this is an example.

WHY WHY WHY CAN’T MAJOR NEWS ORGANIZATIONS MANAGE TO COVER THIS SHIT PROPERLY???

And that doesn't even get into the insane 6 day production schedule for each episode of South Park.

He also writes the script for every episode, directs every episode, and somehow has had the time to also write/direct a bunch of movies (including the South Park movie, which is just a perfect musical) and one of the most critically acclaimed Broadway shows of all time. Dude's a talented motherfucker.

You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

Custom promethazine and codeine dispenser?

"Those upgrades include satellite phones, a custom bed, and sophisticated medical equipment. That last one has me stumped."

Question: Is the imitation of a cartoon mascot which is itself an imitation of a stereotype which is itself an imitation of real people still racist? If they had dressed like Skids and Mudflap from Transformers would it still be racist? Honest questions here, just trying to get my head around this.