I guess I have officially graduated to “old and out of touch”.
After reading this whole post, I can only summarize it as “I get it, but I really don’t get it”.

Piqué wasn’t ready for the jelly.

That comment is worthy of preserving. 

These jams don’t lie.

“Is prop gun this safe to use?”

Yeah, they’ve really turned up the heat.

Seasoned to perfection.

Is it me, or are a fair number of Takeout articles a bit salty lately?

My concern is that the “Assassin” stuff in the AC games hasn’t really fared well since the end of Ezio.

The issue isn’t the size, its that what makes up that size is boring, repetitive, and tedious. I haven’t played Valhalla, but in Odyssey the desire to explore died for me very early, because there was never anything interesting to find. Its just icon chasing.

You’re right, my idea of using the Infinity Gauntlet to snap away all natural gas infrastructure may have a few flaws.

Are...you a jackass, asking me if I’m an idiot what makes you think that’s in any way a good or proper thing to do? What is wrong with you?

Yeah knocking a hole in the wall and installing a vent is a piece of cake, I’m sure landlords won’t mind people doing that on their own.

I’m with Smuckers on this. They should have made their square. You can’t tell me they aren’t trying to use the Smuckers imagery to bolster their product. 

I think it’s just shitty writing. 

Yeah, she signed her first record deal at 14, and of course her parents were involved, because they legally had to be.

Exactly. Her daddy’s money may have gotten her in the door but her talent is what’s kept her so damn popular all these years.

Yeah, no one is crashing Ticketmaster by coasting on daddy’s money

There’s plenty of people with rich parents out there, there’s only one Taylor Swift.  And I'm not a fan either but she writes her own songs and runs her own show and I respect that.

Buying your way in the door does not give you continued success. I’d be willing to bet most people have gotten a job due to a connection inside the place they’re applying be it family or a friend that puts in, at minimum, a good word for you that got them hired over another applicant.