Wow.

Typical Trumper response - first you try to blame it on China, then you pin it on Canadian imports.

Skip jail; he can go directly into a volcano.

you’re playing semantics to avoid talking about...

whether it’s because we no longer recognize the characters on the anime shirts

Well sure, this is all pretty academic relative to the actuality of shooting people. That said, I’d reserve the term sniper for a precision marksman in the way the word originated, not just anyone firing from a high or distant vantage point. I’d certainly call the Vegas shooter a terrorist, but not a sniper.

Yeah, I have a real hard time taking guys like that seriously. He doesn’t really want to risk his life in combat, he just wants to cosplay as an Army Man and get off on scaring people. Deliberately picking a handguard in Hershey bar brown is the bravest decision he’s likely ever going to make.

calling basically any AR-variant platform or rifle with a telescopic sight a “sniper rifle.”

Grab ‘em by the smartphone.

So that’s what an afterburner looks like.

He’s laying low so Giants fans don’t remember the Team could have drafted a QB with that pick.

I dunno, if Donald Trump can bring John Lennon back for a presser in the oval office, that’d be pretty impressive.

edit: Gonna take a pass on all that.

While everyone else was out partying, you studied the blade!

His confirmation will be a month old by election time, which is about 900 years in news cycles.

Their supporters will vote for them no matter what; why spend the effort on a more believable scam when it doesn’t actually matter?

Step down over allegations of sexual abuse? Shit, he should start thinking about a presidential run or angling for a SCOTUS nomination.

The DNC refers to this sort of failure as “Thursday.”

There’s no means by which Trump can amend the Constitution himself.

All this sham FBI ‘investigation’ was ever meant to be is political cover for Collins, Manchin and Murkowski. It’s political kabuki, Kavanaugh’s elevation is assured.