Nobody cares about your boner.

Pitching in Las Vegas suddenly doesn’t look so bad...

Baskets
It’s a lot of baskets
That he swishin’ and swishin’ and swishin’ and swishin’
He swishin’ on me

I don’t know how anyone could believe that - whatever value Schneiderman had as a politician evaporated the second this report came out.

Sounds great! Round ‘em up, fence ‘em in and walk away. A one-way ticket to Midwest World solves so many problems.

He’s made $3.5 million in his career, so he’ll at least be alright until his hospital bill arrives.

Para is the second person singular present imperative of parare, which I would read as a direction or command to prepare for something. For plan, I’d probably choose designare as my verb, depending on the context. Latin is never short on options.

There were rumors to that effect, and he is Darkseid’s minion (and his uncle!) in the comics.

Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople.

Shame of it is, they don’t actually have our country. Maybe send Trump an invoice?

So I guess not everything is bigger in Texas...

Steppenwolf was so laughably bad, I can’t even imagine how that character made it out of the writers room. You’ve got Brainiac you could set up as the villain, you’ve got Sinestro, you’ve even got the proto-Thanos of Darkseid... Nope, the Justice League is forming to face off against a C-list antagonist in a discount…

You can’t tell how good a pitcher is going to be from his first four Major League starts. Tom Glavine walked 15 guys in his first four games and posted an ERA of 5.73 (it ballooned to 7.00 in his fifth start.) 305 career wins later, however...

What the Angels need to do is stop treating Ohtani like his arm is going to…

1851 is the equivalent of playing 40 hours a week for just over 46 weeks. Figuring five-ish weeks of holidays, personal days and vacation, that’s the literal equivalent of one year of salaried full-time employment in the US.

Braves Win! Braves win!

Yeah, that was my take - he’s way too good at his job to say something actionable, no matter how tempting it might be.

I dunno, it might be fun to see what Melania can do with the Elin Nordegren commemorative 9-iron...

I’m talking about federal elections. Changes at the state level are more than welcome, but they can’t directly oppose Trump the way the US Congress can.

I haven’t seen anyone say Kanye shouldn’t voice an opinion. They’re just saying that his opinion is terrible.

This is the best description I’ve read about the MOER HOPZ!!!1 culture of craft beers - it’s like a contest to see who can choke down the most bitter concoction. Meanwhile, I’m like “Wanna try my hefeweizen? It tastes like bananas!”