I feel like every flight should have free wi-fi, but that it should only connect to an on-flight server hosting Quake 2

I’ll start, anything fried is almost never healthy.

Aren’t there some things that would be universal though? Like keeping sugar and sodium below a certain threshold?

I mean, even virus authors don’t know how to work under 64k of RAM nowadays, so those machines are probably safe.

The fundamental problem with this kind of thing is that there are so many different diet and nutrition strategies that can work...

Or electrolysis! Can always just zap water to store it chemically.

“Your body needs carbs to survive”

I hear Ferrari is considering a switch to magnesium bodies to save even more weight.

“So, what’s the deal with Pluto’s weird glow? If the planet had a magnetic field, its atmosphere might generate auroras that are x-ray bright.”

I get it, [...] I simply do not fucking get it.

The actual solution would be trivial once the data is available - add financial incentives. If a host has a history of discriminatory practices, slowly lower their rate or increase their listing fees.

“It’s half an inch narrower, three-quarters of an inch shorter, and half an inch taller.”

You’ve clearly never done windows development.

It could be 3 (binary)

Oh, goody. Now it’s even harder to google for information about oneplus phones, especially for T-Mobile...

You can’t buy a car with a credit card

Uber is going to have a big problem making their argument that they simply connect customers and independent contractors when they have a fleet of autonomous cars. They’ll be forced to deal with the regulations they’ve skirted so far.

Since we’re on the subject of what “belongs” on Gizmodo, how does this comment belong on this article, exactly?

I give this three years before it’s found to be completely vulnerable to a data retrieval attack, six months before it’s vulnerable to a denial-of-service (convince the router that its phase should be “never”).

The email signature is the finally block.