After all, autonomous cars still don’t know how to detect lunch trays under the wheels...

This is a great plan for preventing every attack planned through Facebook.

Faster-than-light travel isn’t possible. The Kardashev scale is meaningless because of this. Harnessing the energy of even a single star isn’t possible.

Those are called “suicide”

I guess this is where I’d make a joke about Hyundai/Kia paint quality, but that’s played out

Don’t forget the R63 AMG

I think this meets the vague-but-powerful “Wire Fraud”, at least

Very true!

Well, to be fair, the strictly best way to allocate public transportation, from a purely transportation perspective, is to know where everyone is, and where they want to go, then optimize routes for that.

You seem like the type of person who’d be interested in the MKZ with the Driver Package, when that comes out.

This can only have been written by an alien scanning Earth’s EM emissions and trying to decipher them.

I’d love if it the logic was “This wasn’t an execution, Eric Ravenscraft is still alive, see!”

So, am I to assume this BMW “X7" has a 7-liter radial engine?

There has to be a joke there...

Look up GWX Control Panel if you want the easy to stay with 7

“I’d say because unlike a generator you can’t refuel it.”

How, exactly, is this a “battery”, and not a “generator”?

Well, to be fair, full memberships with them cannot be bought, at any price.

I think that’s how they design backstops for shooting ranges nowadays, too

It’s a very strange tradeoff, you give up sweet things and bread and french fries... But you can deep fry bacon and lose weight...