Those are called “suicide”

I guess this is where I’d make a joke about Hyundai/Kia paint quality, but that’s played out

Don’t forget the R63 AMG

I think this meets the vague-but-powerful “Wire Fraud”, at least

You seem like the type of person who’d be interested in the MKZ with the Driver Package, when that comes out.

I’d love if it the logic was “This wasn’t an execution, Eric Ravenscraft is still alive, see!”

So, am I to assume this BMW “X7" has a 7-liter radial engine?

There has to be a joke there...

Look up GWX Control Panel if you want the easy to stay with 7

Well, to be fair, full memberships with them cannot be bought, at any price.

I think that’s how they design backstops for shooting ranges nowadays, too

That’s a much better wording now, I think we can move the article up to 11/10

Well, this is the most pointless, most directly self-contradicting article I’ve read today. Good work. 10/10

Word on the street is that, because they want to keep having AWD - CAFE footprints mean make them bigger to offset the fuel economy penalty

Neil Gaiman’s career was big before the internet as we know it was a thing.

I suppose they needed to inject... “something” into what is otherwise a rather boring form of entertainment.

Well, maybe if this were some series where people raced stock cars, rather than custom-built racers, the cost of entry would be lower...

As a white guy whose sister showed him What Was Up - I wholeheartedly support you educating that guy :-)

As a complete aside, I suddenly wonder if automated sailboats would be a viable shipping method...

“Well-off white person has good life” Doesn’t make for the best headline.