People tend to forget just how much China hates Japan, but Nanking isn’t a big topic in the history texts anymore...

Actually, the idea this gives me...

This one time the store was out of pork rinds :/

Being that it’s a suzuki, I imagine it with some insanely-boosted Hatabusa engine.

I drive a’94, if that counts

Think “Eat at Joe’s” or “I’ll be at my mom’s” - there’s an implied object.

Translation, nobody is buying this bloated beast, so get one and never lose it in a parking lot.

Maybe they randomize the standard features on each one, so that you have to pay more to get what you actually want?

Call it period vernacular. It would be like saying “Come on over to my mom’s.” or “I’ll be at Joe’s.” - there is an implied meaning; “house”, “place”, “location”, etc.

Then again, maybe I missed the memo that said the Iranian Revolutionary Guard has diversified into ship-to-shore white glove concierge service for American gunboats.

You say that and I just imagine...

He’s still kind of an unofficial spokesperson/mascot, though!

I imagine Arnold doing that, then auctioning/selling the bricks for charity.

Or just suddenly be bankrupt and give all their funding to another group they’ll create at the time.

They’re keeping him around in case Clinton and Sanders can’t get along well enough for one to be VP.

I think everyone’s forgetting the obvious - You can finally pay Pagani to make a manual.

He left on sabbatical. He tried driving safely, following traffic laws and stopping at lights. It took him ten minutes real time to get halfway to his house. He accidentally rear-ended another car at a light. The owner got out and yelled at him. He ran them over, oversteering slightly onto the curb and leaving a…

YES and you hush. I miss solid brown/tan interiors. They really lighten up the inside and make all the details poop.

Part of me believes that, in some other universe, they put a decent four-banger where the bed trunk is, driving the rear wheels, and this has a frunk with a full spare (and, fuck it, a full set of air tools in the frunk too, why not). Oh well.

It’s not a light rifle, depending on the variant, it weighs 18-36lbs. It would kick less than your average elk gun.